It's 3am. The kebab shop is shut. Home is that way. How are you getting there? Wrong answer:
▼ pick your poison ▼
The actually-serious bit: this game exists because driving on drugs
(yes, including booze, yes, including weed) is how people end up killing someone's nan.
Get a taxi. Walk. Sleep in a bush. This webpage is the only place any of this is funny.
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In real life there is no retry button. Don't drive on drugs. — mgmt